31 Oct
31 Oct
Well,
To those who are still wondering what the title means… here’s an Advice.. “Go watch TV” ![]()
Rediff, one of India’s leading “all-in-one” sites, reports that a report in Courier Mail says that “BCCI, Chappell have agreed to part ways after World Cup”
A lot has been said against the tactics used by Chappel. A lot of criticism was put forth against his “innovative” decisions too.
Whats your say ??
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29 Oct
Hmmm…
Wondering what this extry is about ?
Well, seen the Clup HP Ads lately ? The one featuring Sania Mirza…
Well, she’s riding on a highway, when she sees a HP Petrol Pump. She sees her Fuel Gauge and frowns. Why ? Because its “FULL”
!
Well, she goes ahead and finds a car on the road, out of Petrol.
What does she do ? She empties the whole tank minus a few millilitres of petrol for those guys.
What does she do next ? She goes back to the Petrol pump she just passed, so that she can avail their “Services”. They offer her a Pizza. She’s even shown changing into a completely new attire. Wait, mebbe i didnt see it correctly. Maybe she’s come to a 5-star Hotel (
)
Oh for god sakes, someone go tell her how much Petrol costs. I’d definitely not empty my Whole tank for some bunch of guys stuck on the road. A lil, just enough, so they could reach the pump is fine. Definitely not all !
Dream on.
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28 Oct
Aaaaarrrgghhhh !
This is so friggin aarrrrghhh…
Okay. My mom and granny, watching the sitcom’s on TV was nothing new for me. I mean, yea, they need _some_ entertainment too. BUT, it should be _entertainment_ !! , you know !
And Its getting
for me.
I have to wait for my tea, lunch, dinner or whatever. Even though I may have not eaten for years, I have to wait. Why ?? Because their fav sitcom is running on TV.
Also, I cannot touch the remote. Not only me, but no1’s allowed to disturb them when the show is on (
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And it doesnt stop here. After all this, they’ll call up their friends and discuss it over the phone. ya ya. The same thing what they saw. And they’ll think and add their own twists to the already boring story line.
Ohh god. Please please please save me !!
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28 Oct
For a guy like me, there exist two lives - Online and Real-world. And when both these lives go out of hand, its just a emotional disaster waiting to happen.
October 27th - It all started as a normal (routine) holiday-day, get up late, site in front of the PC, chat with Preshit, and work on Go64. Little did i know this would turn into one of the most dreadful days of my life.
Let me get down to what happened in my Virtual life.
I’ve been working my ass off day and night designing a site dedicated to 64-bit. This required the extensive use of the Dreamweaver software, which is unfortunately, Windows based. To make things worse, my frikkin Windows winds up dead ! Right after boot, i get the dreadful BSOD. And this ain’t a BSOD that goes away the moment you re-install XP; this is worse, its because of my new Seagate SATA II 300Gb hard disk. ![]()
Now if losing my Windows and a potential Hard Disk crash wasn’t bad enough, the GUY up there (way up there) had to make things worse. My fuckin host, www.tdothost.com , gave up on me and deleted my account of its database. This left my precious site, www.TechnoBeta.com , with a frikkin ‘Server not Found’ error. Oh GOD! A month’s hard work gone down the drain. Could things get any worse for me ?
Apparently, YES. In my Real-world life, things were bound to get bad.
Hell broke lose on me. A pity fight with my best-friend Pooja went on to break up our 12year long friendship. That really left me emotionally hurt, i mean, she just said - “I dont want to talk to you anymore”. And I know, when she says that, she really MEANS it.
Lets summarise the day, first my Windows crashes with the HDD going to crash anytime. Then, all the hard work i put into TechnoBeta is washed down the drain. Finally, my best-friend leaves me heart-broken.
Oh God, thanks for such a _wonderful_ day. Thanks a lot for leaving me with a big hole in my heart. Kudos to you!
-Santosh
PS. I’d like to thank Preshit for being supportive and giving me a place to blog about my pathetic sorry ass life. Thanks a lot dude ![]()
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26 Oct
Hmmmm,
Recognise the couple in the pic above ? Ya ya, go ahead and click the pic for a bigger view. They’re pretty frequent on TV. And they are in the new lately ?
Why ?? , you may ask. Well, they recently purchased 200 BPL SIM Cards from a Communications SHOP in Andheri, Mumbai.
Why ?? , you may ask again ? Well, the “Thane Cyber Crime Cell” cops who were investigating a case of “lewd SMSs” from a particular number stumbled upon the fact that the couple above had purchased 200 Sim Cards to be distributed among friends and Relatives, so that they could send in SMSs in favour of the couple in the Popular gameshow “Nach Baliye” telecasted on the “Star One” channel.
OK, now I don’t know what you people may call this, but i surely consider this as “CHEATING“. And what a way to CHEAT !!
OK, also, as it turned out, the lewd SMS’s sent to a thane housewife was from a number out of the 200 numbers the couple had bought.
Hmmm… this is getting more interesting…
Read more:
Apparently, all this has brought out the fact that there is no law in India limiting the number of Mobile Registrations on a person’s name. As long as all your paper’s are correct, they law doesnt mind. So, next time, maybe you’ll find some other contestant having 2K Sims on his/her name.
Hmmm, interesting…
WHAT THE LAW SAYS
A person needs to submit the following papers for verification in order to obtain a pre-paid connection:
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25 Oct
25 Oct
Hello,
I recently launched another of my sites. This time its a Link Directory. And it’s getting tremendous response so far ![]()
About 150 links were added on the first day itself. Hoping to get many more.
Isnt it cool. Its so easy to remember a 3 letter word. All the links in 1 place.
Become a part of it today ![]()
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21 Oct
Well,
In case you are wondering, why i left the heading incomplete, its not only because I wanted to create some curiousity between ya’ll but also because I didn’t wanna write “Police Station” in the heading ![]()
Well,
It as it turned out, Diwali had planned to be “not so pleasant” for someone I knew.. That “someone I know” is known to be really very mischievious and Destructable. Today, he did something, which he’s never gonna forget in his 7 lives.
Well, before I begin, its still not sure if he actually did it or not. 5-7 year old eyewitnesses say that he did, but he still denies it ( same way a moron would, if you ask him if he was a moron )
The thing is, some flatowner in our complex reported to the Police that someone had Burst a bomb ( the DIwali Cracker, not an actual one ) in his Door. As a result, his door has a big Hole in it. The hole’s big enough for a Donkey to go through.
So, this flat-owner, went and registered a complaint in the Local Police Station against that “someone I know”. Now that “sik” says that he didn’t do it. Now that’s obvious.
So, we, his friends were called to the local Police Station to clarify stuff. Of course I told them the truth. The truth being, whatever I saw. Whatever I noticed ![]()
Although this was a local Police Station, the staff was pretty tough. A really “eeerrrrrm” kinda look in their eyes.
For me, it was an amazing experience. (Never been to the cop statin before
) Although I wasnt involved in any of the stuff that happened, it was fun to know about it.
The case is still pending. Lets see what happens…
P.S: If you wanna know the truth, or if you wanna know who that “someone I know” is… then….. Don’t Ask me. ![]()
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20 Oct
well,
It wouln’t be appropriate f I just wrote Happy Diwali as this post.
So here’s wishing all the readers a “Happy Diwali” and “Happy Eid”
Wishing everyone a safe and posperous New Year..
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